In Which I Rip Off The Man The Myth The Legend For Some Proto-Celebration Of Our Turgid Redundancy

I saw the best minds of my generation [!!]
behind deli counters at boutique groceries
doling out black rice and mung beans for yuppie lacrosse moms
in their big boots and coats
and dangling mobile phone earpieces.
In yellow lobbies and quarantined ( Read more... )

"I bought a Harper's in the checkout lane at the grocery today and totally fell in love with the printed word all over again. I think this whole internet thing is finally jumping the shark."

That's what I wrote on a Facebook wall just a little bit ago.

"Thanks for the shirts, @ugrw!"

That's what I tweeted about two hours ago, after deciding on a navy ( Read more... )

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Because this is what I do sometimes in Colorado when I don't have to work. I get high and lurk on Facebook chat, hoping that I can find someone I haven't communicated with in a long time and ensnare them in conversation.

Andrew
look whos on fb chat simultaneously
7:57pm
Heather
AUGH!!
Hello!!
7:57pm
Andrew
hello hello
7:57pm
Heather
I am watching the ( Read more... )

 Jolene just went for a midnight swim with her loves. Delightful!

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It is become freezing cold but the sky is still a bright blue and the sun isn’t yet cutting through the canopy at such an angle. The leaves are gold in the light and I can just barely see my breath while huffing up the edge of the ravine, my fingers digging into the ground as I climb along, the feeling of dirt filling in under my nails. I haven’t ( Read more... )

Visiting Ohio from Los Angeles is nothing if not a relief, first and foremost. To get away from this awful bullshit is reward enough to fly to Serbia-Montenegro. Add on top of that the fact that my life is still in Cortland, Ohio, waiting for me to come back to get it, and the ingredients are set. Two and a half weeks away from the city and with ( Read more... )

This weekend was epic. I have had a really solid seven- or eight-day streak.
My Capstone is coming together and it rules.

I saw this and it's just like a glass of orange juice the morning after and a good bagel with cream cheese steadying out your stomach.

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